AV

Curse you, shifting-social-paradigms!

Daddy

Grave Digging II

Grave Digging

Hospital

DIY

Probably a general disclaimer is due by this point: Just because I realize the comedic potential of this and similar situations depicted in my comics does not make it a good idea to go discharging shotguns in crowded attutoriums; I do not condone the use of weapons or violence that cannot be erased with the back end of a pencil. Grevious butchering of orthagraphy, however, is still ok.

Why I Don't Write Chick-Flicky Action-Romances: PART II

At this rate, we should have a complete script by 2029! I'm thinking the buff hero guy should be played by Clive Owen's head photoshopped onto Arnold Schwarzenegger's body. 

Same Problem

I admit, the Gillette Fusion, on which my rendition is based, is, in my opinion, the greatest feat of engineering to grace the shaving industry, but, afterall, when in Rome...

Semantics

Girls, be forewarned: If you have a scholarly boyfriend, its your job to notice things like this.

Perks

I'm sure its blatantly obvious that I vicariously live through my cartoons; it was only a matter of time before this happened...

Why I Don't Write Chick-Flicky Action-Romances

I really have no idea where this one came from, I just woke up one morning and it popped into my head, so don't ask...

Two For Flinching

I feel like lawyers' job descriptions must've gotten a lot more interesting since speed dial...

Depression

Sadly, this is based on a true story. Hands down the most depressing dream I've ever had...

Relatives

Relatives
This one I wrote all the way back in tenth grade, so it may be a bit rough around the edges, but I'll be the first to admit it still has some pretty great characters. I'm also honestly impressed how well it holds up, considering the actual plot ostensibly hinges around the stereotypical American High School party (you all know what I mean by this euphemism) and I actually wrote it several years before my first experiences with alcohol...

Awkward

You finally work up the courage to shoot the guy...

Yo Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she saw Chuck Norris on TV, and he ran the other way screaming.

Jurassic Park

Have you ever tried drawing a zombie velociraptor? It's surprisingly difficult...

Ingenuity

You should see my version of dodgeball!..

Alienate

For a while there I actually used to answer people like this. And you wonder why I didn't have friends in high school...

Maths