Public Awareness

Because nothing says "I'm generally in favor and impressed by your efforts" like base satirization for the sake of passing puns!..

Drunk Dreaming


According to the internet, dreams about drunk driving generally signify one feels their life is out of control, specifically often related to their employment. Though I used to have a bunch of these, I was skeptical. Then I left that job...

Strengths

Strangely enough, people who are bad at High-Fives tend to perform above average at really awkward hand shakes