Brain

BRAIN: "Ooo! Isn't this exciting!" "Really brain? 'Cause I think most normal people would maybe go for, say, ominous?" ~ BRAIN: "Oh yeah, I always get those two mixed up..."

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#AIAproblems

ALLISON: "That's really what it call's for? Seems a little excessive..." TEDDY: "Yeah, well it's the building code. I'm sure it was written by very smart-- *snort* *chortel* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "Ha, ha, ho... Sorry, I just couldn't make it all the way through that one with a straight face.."

This is why we can't have nice things, America 

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Handy

"New & Improved" ALLISON: "--You already fixed it once; is it not time to maybe get a new one?" TEDDY "Yeah, but I'm doing it properly now!" ~ "See, I'm going to incorporate a spring this time, so you know its serious."

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Crossover

GEORGE LUCAS: "...that, in order to keep fresh for each new generation the legacy, a new trilogy shall be released every two decades..."

...And now you can't stop thinking of George Lucas in conjuncture with President Snow...

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Analogous

Barring those w/ the benefit of an introductory linguistics credit filling out their liberal arts knowledge base, ("Oh, you can't pick out the adjectives from a page of meaninglessly-oversimplify, decontextualized Swhahili?) most people now-a-days probably don't realize that the thou/thee pronoun actually has etymological roots as the informal counterpart to the formal "you" that has since subsumed it. We seem to get along just fine w/out it (other than maybe some slight bemusement when Americans attempt to learn foreign languages) ("Tus son?) So this tidbit will probably strike you as vaguely interesting at best: for my part, I admit this as a perfectly reasonable reaction, but I do like to think that 400-500 years form now, people will talk like this when they wan to sound ye-olde & highfalutin: "Yo, bootylicious shorty, y'all be so fine! Jus' wanna get all up in that, damn!"

I'm certainly no expert, but I think I blew my own mind a little bit in writing this when I realized that Shakespearean playwrites were probably socially analogous with modern rappers...

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Cocktail Edition

"The Classplosion" 1.) Attend a high class venue: I mean FANCY. Like your local philharmonic, tuxedo & bow tie fancy. 2.) Order (1) Glass of their most expensive wine + (1) measure of their most expensive brandy: skimping defeats the point. Champagne, or something like a Bordeaux that would like come in a glass w/ a deeper bowl will serve well. 3.) Drop shot that sh*t: Those onlookers you got in step 2? Yup! 4.) Enjoy?: Chug the result before your taste buds realize what you had to do to your budget to put them through this.

Someday...

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Valentines

*Allison & Teddy eating ice cream cones outside in a snowstorm

Happy V-Day to all you lucky SO(b)'s out there
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Time Out

"Damn it, OSNAP! If you're not going to behave, you won't get to play at all." *f3 command <osnap off>
Basically, it's about as reliable as a small child, is what I'm trying to say. I'm honestly surprised its taken me this long to bust out an Osnap comic...

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Guitar Case

Guitar Case


You might recognize the construction technique from the barrel tunnel of the Kitty Kondo, but when I found myself needing a guitar case I knew I wanted to push that rustic aesthetic to a more complex geometric experiment.

It only weighs about a shit ton, which I realize in hindsight is why you don't see more guitar cases from wood, and if I'm completely honest, the straps I stole from a Goodwill, Spiderman backpack probably leave a bit to be desired on the ergonomic front, but at the end of the day its proven to be enough of a conversation piece to make it on to this page.


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