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Except now I have to start brainstorming what I want mine to say in the event of my untimely death... Could probably pretty safely use this one, substituting "sporting a beard" for "wearing a pirate hat"... |
Sentiment
What Architecture has taught me:..
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For a while there I was toying with the supporting image as basically the exchange to the effect of "Hey, hey. Wake up." "Wha...It's dark out, what time is it?" "Doesn't mater. You wanna go splash puddles?" "... Yes." I totally can't see any reason I'm still single... |
GUIDE!
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Man, I really hope this is a general band camp thing, and not just me: The comedic potential in this one little word is far too hilarious to be AHS-Marching-Rams-specific... |
Vice Versa
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It's comics like this that make me seriously suspect there's something wrong with my brain... Still, all jokes aside; As long as you're careful to substitute "take" for the more commonly colloquial, "blow things out of proportion" this totally works in the inverse. I don't know why more people don't leverage it to this effect... |
Day Hike
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I think this is one of those ones that's not really funny, except that its something that's actually happened to me, and I'm basically really into the fact that my life is such that that can have been the case... |
"Authentic" Iron Throne Sculpture
Given my usual tendency toward erudite nerdom, I'm generally pretty impressed by HBO's take on "Game of Thrones." One thing that I do have to raise some issue with, however, is their interpretation of the iconic "Iron Throne." Forget timid symmetry, any proper Song of Ice and Fire fan will know, George R.R. Martin's actual vision is a seat of absolute power and dominance, not for the feint of heart. I was thus inspired one ill advised day to set about capturing this perilously commanding supremacy in the only medium that can truly do it justice: actual knives!
Availing myself, then, of the benefits of an Architecture studio's essentially inexhaustible supply of discarded X-Acto and Olfa blades ripe for the upcycling and a decent pair of work gloves, I got cracking, and this frightening little number was the ultimate result...
Check it out on my etsy for more info.
Availing myself, then, of the benefits of an Architecture studio's essentially inexhaustible supply of discarded X-Acto and Olfa blades ripe for the upcycling and a decent pair of work gloves, I got cracking, and this frightening little number was the ultimate result...
Check it out on my etsy for more info.
110%
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That's the great thing about having contacts and no goggles, is you can veer off sideways into the side of the pool, so you get to do this twice in one race!.. |
Swim Suspenders
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'Cause the "swim belt," while perhaps just as functional, just doesn't check that first box in the same way... |
Internet
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It's just a phrase I applied to my dinner the other night, that seemed to grow inherently funnier and funnier the farther into midcrit-sleep-deprivation I got. It's funny, right? Right? Ok, look I haven't slept in, like, a really long time,OK?.. |
Spec
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I've also got a theory in R&D that this same headphone "technology" could have applications as a type of industrial Velcro, useful in countless applications like docking to space stations, or creating quick-fastening tie connectors. The main hurdle at this point is getting it separated again afterwards... |
Beginning of the End
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The English have over 20 different words for snow. It's true, you've got your snow, your slush, ice, mud, grass, peat... |
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