Idiom

TEDDY: *standing off agaisnt armed gunman holding a fork.* "Crap, it's supposed to be 'KNIFE,' isn't it? 'Bring a KNIFE to a gun fight'..."

Teddy: "Well, guess I'm pretty well forked then, aren't I?"

Bad Guy: "..."

T: "Get it? Forked? 'Cause of the fork?"

BG: "..."

T: "Sorry, I do TENEDOR this from time to-"

BG: "-YOU DO REALIZE I'M HOLDING A GUN, DON'T YOU?" 


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