CPP: Priority Edition

*Mark & Teddy in the doorway of a dark room MARK: "Oh sorry there's no light in here, the switch is broken..." TEDDY: "Wait, is it actually JUST the switch, 'cause that'd be DEAD EASY to swap out: In fact, I'm pretty sure I have some new wall switches in my stuff..."* ~ "When it's SOMEONE ELSE's thing that needs to be FIXED:" "LITERALLY 5 MINUTES later:" TEDDY: *switching on the light* "Hey, how about that! That fixed it!" ~vs~ "When it's MY thing that needs to be fixed:" "3 YEARS later:" *A completely black room, a loud "CLUNK!" reverberating through* DISEMBODIED SPEECH BUBBLE: "OW!!"

...But see, I can fix MY shit ANYTIME;
Whereas if I don't fix this rest stop soap dispenser NOW, nobody's EVER going to do it!...  



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