Gut

"GUT SIZE: Variations w/in a body type* *based on a sample size of me..." *Ranked from smallest gut to largest* "Summer" "Winter" "Recovering from a HOLIDAY MEAL" "That moment of RELEASE in unbuttoning your SPIFFY, TIGHT, FORMAL CLOTHES after a full day @ work...."


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Jack'o'comic 2018




*In jack'o'lanterns* TEDDY: "Gah! Halloween's like a week away & I haven't had time to come up w/ an idea!" ALLISON: "I'm sensing a theme w/ these *annual* Jack'o'comics..."
TEDDY: "Hmm.... Dinosaurs?" ALLISON: "Seems very on brand..." ~ *A very cute triceratops jack'o'latern: Like that's stupid to just type out, because this, you know, alt text and saying that it's a dinosaur jack'o'latern doesn't really convey much about what amounts to a very visual punch-line to all this, but trust me it's very cute. I'm quite proud of it..... Why am I still typing this? I need to go to bed...*
Me to myself: *It's fine; reading through this in posterity they won't even realize you didn't manage to finish and post this until December...*


Look, it's a cute dinosaur, what more do you want? At least I got to actually make the jack'o'comic this year...

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