Evens are Odds: 2020

Superlative

*Mug Reading*: "WORLDS BEST PROPRIETOR of THIS SPECIFIC MUG..."

Some things get a lot easier to determine when you limit things to a sample size of 1!..

Idiom II

TEDDY: "Ok, here we go! I hope it's ok; I'm not entirely confident with the whole 'SLOW COOKER" thing yet.... But I guess they say it's supposed to be pretty forgiving..." ~ ALLISON: "Hmmmm. Yeah, pretty decent!" TEDDY: "Sure... I guess... Not as good as my Mom's..." ~ ALLISON: "Well did you make it with LOVE?" *batting-heart eyes* TEDDY: "You know, I think I honestly made it with a DECIDED dose of MONDAY MORNING... You may be on to something there..."

You mean not only was she able to raise four kids, and still simultaneously make dinner, but she was able to make it with love instead of Monday morning?!...

Context

Graph of "The TIGHTNESS with which you are ABLE to TIE your SHOES" on the Y-axis plotted against "Time" on the X-axis: Plot is steady at the top of the graph, until it hits the inflection point of "The day you get a new KITTEN" at which point it immediately plummets to the bottom, and fluctuates randomly in through the low values from there on out. Complete with picture of Teddy unsuccessful in his attempt to tie a boot with a kitten hanging off of it, playfully hijacking the laces...

He's helping!

Negotiation

Teddy: "So It's supposed to be ONE for THEM, ONE for ME? That's what they say, right?" ALLISON: "I think they mainly say that as it pertains to the COMMERCIALIZATION of CREATIVE PURSUITS..." ~ ALLISON: "...Less so the preparation of snacks... TEDDY: *"Nom, Nom, Noming" snacks with a stuffed face...

Because you can't spell "CHARCUTERIE" without *NOM, NOM, NOM*...

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