Paraphernalia

So maybe some day I'll get organized enough to actually have some merch, but in the mean time I figured I'd make this page anyways for any miscellaneous goodies I come up with that merit distribution. And hey, who doesn't like free stuff!

Cards
Need that perfect card for the Holidays? Too bad, all I got are these!..

Tileable Seamless Duct Tape Texture?!
Yes, you may have noticed the duct tape texture in the background of the webpage, but did you also notice that its a perfect seamless texture? Basically this is one of those things I developed in the course of setting up the website, that I very quickly realized was simply too good to skate by unnoticed and unshared. So here it is, in all its silvery glory, because, quite simply, the world always needs more duct tape.